Forum Signatures

I come across a good forum signature every now and again, some of the classics of late:

I haven't lost my mind, I have it backed up on a disk somewhere

signature for hire

rent this space

powered by coffee and donuts

Put that in your pipe and look at it longingly, because you gave up last week

Hi! I'm a signature virus. Copy me into your signature to help me spread.

Disclaimer - I don't give a rat's ass if it's been posted before

There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't

You have now been hacked

Never buy a dwarf with learning difficulties. It's not big and it's not clever.

(one for all you coders out there)